Tring Tring..Captain Calling..
Yesterday mid night, phone rings..
Phone: Tring..Tring..Tring..Tring..
Arjuna: Hello..
Other side: Hello, Vanakam, Naan Captain Pesuren!
Arjuna: Captain who?
Other side: (In an angry tone..) Hey, intha ulagathula 193 naadu iruku..
(before he tortures me..)
Arjuna: Aiyyo..Sir..Captain Vijayakanth Sir..Neengala..
Captain: Aamma, Naan thaan Captain Vijayakanth pesuren!
Arjuna: Enna Captain...enaku poi phone...
Captain: Neenga, en pugala blog full-a paraparatha kelvi paten..athu mattum illa, neenga nalla cinema-vuku kathai eluthivinganum kelvi paten..
Arjuna: Aaama Captain (shivering..)
Captain: Naan September 14th Madurai-la manadu nadathaporen..theriyumila?
Arjuna: Theriyum Captain..
Captain: Sari, adutha padathula neenga thaan ennaku kathai eluthi tharanum..
Arjuna: Ennathu, naana?
Captain: Aama, neenga thaan..En padathai pathutu makkal ellam ennaku thaan vote podanum..ok va?
Arjuna: Sure, Captain..Eluthi thaaren..
Captain: Makaluku etha mathiri kathai pannum..nalla axson(action) movie vennum..Narasimha mathiri super hit aanum, ahhhhhhhnnnn!
Arjuna: (Me laughing inside..not showing outside)
Captain: Enna mounam?
Arjuna: Pannalam Captain..Super kathai pannalam..
Captain: Sari, makkaluku ethu romba thevayo - atha vachu oru kathayai pannunga..
Arjuna: Sure Captain (Me thinking..)
Captain: Ok, Kathayai ready pannitu ennaku solunga..
Arjuna: Ok Captain..
Captain: 'VEELVADHU NAAMAAGA IRUNDHAALUM, VAALVADHU THAMEEELAGA IRUKKATUM',
Arjuna: Saringa Captain (confused..)
Captain: Valka thameeel! Nandri..Vanakam!
Arjuna: Bye Captain (with a sigh of relief)..
Now guys, I am left to write a story for our dear Captain.I am thinking of an important subject now..
[P.S: I shall let you know the story soon...]
16 Comments:
Captainai pOttu romba padutharInga. BTW, I've done your tag...at the cost of a nice post that was scheduled!!
Maams Captaina nakkal panna ... en namban mappulai unna london vandhe adippan ... Jaakradhai ...
Idhellam faar faar too much. Paavam Captain
Chakra va pathi Captain eduvume kekkaliyaa?
Agni - :)) - Sure I will come now and check it out :)
Saravana - Iyyo bayama iruku :))
eppadi adipaan? Captain style-aala Kaala sevathula ethi ethi udaipana :))
WA - wait for my story - after reading it - hopefully u will become a Captain Veriyai ;)
Anon - Captain-ku namma international Captain Chakrava paathu konjam payam thaan ;)
Virdi bhai - will head there :)
yow bala - I am also sad that I cant watch it man..I heard the entire nation is going to come on a standstill..Is it true? ;)
Congratulations Arjun. After liberating all the states in India including Kashmir from Terrorists, Naxals, Corrupt politicians, beurocrats, smugglers and all possible evil sources its time he should get a promotion and liberate gorillas, monkeys, donkeys, and most importantly pigs from their sufferings.
Marakkama vote podunga makkaley. Namadhu captainin chinnam Yerumai chinnam.
anon - neenga romba captain fan polla :))
4 paattu 6 fighttu 3 comedy... naduvule kadhayellam ennathukku ??
adhellam thevaye ille.. chumma manasa pottu kastapaduthaadheenga !!
this sounds extremely funny but unfortunately i dun much Tamil...any translation
keerthi - I am ready with the story :)..Actually I wrote this one yr back to my college yahoogroup..suma oru comedy kathai :)
patiala bhai :)..infact its just a dialogue between me and a famous actor in Tamil Nadu.. - I am planning to write a funny story for him..so thought it wuld be good to have some starting point as if he is asking me to write a story for him..So this was more like a serious thing..:)
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