Friday, September 09, 2005

Tring Tring..Captain Calling..

Yesterday mid night, phone rings..

Phone: Tring..Tring..Tring..Tring..

Arjuna: Hello..

Other side: Hello, Vanakam, Naan Captain Pesuren!

Arjuna: Captain who?

Other side: (In an angry tone..) Hey, intha ulagathula 193 naadu iruku..

(before he tortures me..)

Arjuna: Aiyyo..Sir..Captain Vijayakanth Sir..Neengala..

Captain: Aamma, Naan thaan Captain Vijayakanth pesuren!

Arjuna: Enna Captain...enaku poi phone...

Captain: Neenga, en pugala blog full-a paraparatha kelvi paten..athu mattum illa, neenga nalla cinema-vuku kathai eluthivinganum kelvi paten..

Arjuna: Aaama Captain (shivering..)

Captain: Naan September 14th Madurai-la manadu nadathaporen..theriyumila?

Arjuna: Theriyum Captain..

Captain: Sari, adutha padathula neenga thaan ennaku kathai eluthi tharanum..

Arjuna: Ennathu, naana?

Captain: Aama, neenga thaan..En padathai pathutu makkal ellam ennaku thaan vote podanum..ok va?

Arjuna: Sure, Captain..Eluthi thaaren..

Captain: Makaluku etha mathiri kathai pannum..nalla axson(action) movie vennum..Narasimha mathiri super hit aanum, ahhhhhhhnnnn!

Arjuna: (Me laughing inside..not showing outside)

Captain: Enna mounam?

Arjuna: Pannalam Captain..Super kathai pannalam..

Captain: Sari, makkaluku ethu romba thevayo - atha vachu oru kathayai pannunga..

Arjuna: Sure Captain (Me thinking..)

Captain: Ok, Kathayai ready pannitu ennaku solunga..

Arjuna: Ok Captain..

Captain: 'VEELVADHU NAAMAAGA IRUNDHAALUM, VAALVADHU THAMEEELAGA IRUKKATUM',

Arjuna: Saringa Captain (confused..)

Captain: Valka thameeel! Nandri..Vanakam!

Arjuna: Bye Captain (with a sigh of relief)..


Now guys, I am left to write a story for our dear Captain.I am thinking of an important subject now..

[P.S: I shall let you know the story soon...]

18 Comments:

At September 09, 2005 3:50 PM, Blogger Sriram C S said...

Captainai pOttu romba padutharInga. BTW, I've done your tag...at the cost of a nice post that was scheduled!!

 
At September 09, 2005 4:17 PM, Blogger Saravana Kumar said...

Maams Captaina nakkal panna ... en namban mappulai unna london vandhe adippan ... Jaakradhai ...

 
At September 09, 2005 5:16 PM, Blogger WA said...

Idhellam faar faar too much. Paavam Captain

 
At September 09, 2005 6:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chakra va pathi Captain eduvume kekkaliyaa?

 
At September 09, 2005 7:12 PM, Blogger virdi said...

please see this
cheers..
V..

 
At September 09, 2005 7:14 PM, Blogger B said...

COPten'key kathaiya?
guys dont miss out his (fun) special TV interview in Vijay TV on 9/11 (sunday) at 10:30am IST. Its been labelled as the first interview in his 25 years of cine field. But I wont be able to see it :(

 
At September 09, 2005 7:33 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Agni - :)) - Sure I will come now and check it out :)

 
At September 09, 2005 7:34 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Saravana - Iyyo bayama iruku :))

eppadi adipaan? Captain style-aala Kaala sevathula ethi ethi udaipana :))

 
At September 09, 2005 7:35 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

WA - wait for my story - after reading it - hopefully u will become a Captain Veriyai ;)

 
At September 09, 2005 7:35 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Anon - Captain-ku namma international Captain Chakrava paathu konjam payam thaan ;)

 
At September 09, 2005 7:36 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Virdi bhai - will head there :)

 
At September 09, 2005 7:36 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

yow bala - I am also sad that I cant watch it man..I heard the entire nation is going to come on a standstill..Is it true? ;)

 
At September 09, 2005 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations Arjun. After liberating all the states in India including Kashmir from Terrorists, Naxals, Corrupt politicians, beurocrats, smugglers and all possible evil sources its time he should get a promotion and liberate gorillas, monkeys, donkeys, and most importantly pigs from their sufferings.
Marakkama vote podunga makkaley. Namadhu captainin chinnam Yerumai chinnam.

 
At September 09, 2005 8:46 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

anon - neenga romba captain fan polla :))

 
At September 09, 2005 11:50 PM, Blogger keerthi said...

4 paattu 6 fighttu 3 comedy... naduvule kadhayellam ennathukku ??
adhellam thevaye ille.. chumma manasa pottu kastapaduthaadheenga !!

 
At September 10, 2005 10:46 AM, Blogger patiala pataka said...

this sounds extremely funny but unfortunately i dun much Tamil...any translation

 
At September 10, 2005 12:50 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

keerthi - I am ready with the story :)..Actually I wrote this one yr back to my college yahoogroup..suma oru comedy kathai :)

 
At September 10, 2005 12:53 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

patiala bhai :)..infact its just a dialogue between me and a famous actor in Tamil Nadu.. - I am planning to write a funny story for him..so thought it wuld be good to have some starting point as if he is asking me to write a story for him..So this was more like a serious thing..:)

 

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