Friday, September 16, 2005

Exclusive - Captain Special [Updated with Captain's Introduction song]

Ok guys, the good news is Captain has agreed to my story! Captain has also kindly permitted me to let you all know the story! Mind you this is a serious story. It has a tragic end similar to Captain's Ramana. So make sure you have your handkerchiefs ready.

Remember Captain wanted me to write a story considering people's important need. So I have written the story based on that 'important' requirement. The story will be put in 2 separate posts. Romba over-a buildup kudukerano? :))

[I am dedicating this story to my dear friend Jeevan. If I am able to get a smile from his face, then I have achieved my objective :) ]

Title: "Jatti Siva" - An Episode in a Nattamai's Life!

Produced by - Captain Cine Creations

"The characters expressed here does not resemble anyone living or dead"

Captain's Introduction Scene:

Scene 1: Oru elai (poor) kutti paiyan is running on the road without a jatti (underwear)..

Scene 2: The camera is shown to someone's legs as he walks to the poor boy.

Scene 3: The camera is still focusing on the legs as he removes his jatti (yeah in slow motion) and gives his jatti to the poor boy!!(Emotional scene with some commercial elements ;) ) - Theatre-la whistle parakum!!

Scene 4: People seeing this will be crying with joy!!(Thaai maarin (mother) manathai thodura scene)

Scene 5:Our kelavi (old lady) comes with an aarathy and does aarathy to the hero saying 'Jatti koduthu maharasa, nee nooru vayasu valanum!" and we then show Captain's (his name is Siva) face (with his eyebrows going up and down)!! (Pularikuthu!!)

[Have u guys got goosebumps listening to the introduction scene? Then why wait..Go and join Captain's party asap!]

Now the main story:

and now the people in the village start singing the introduction song
(After listening to this song - the people of TN should vote only for Captain!!) . Then Captain asks the people why the boy is running without a jatti. The people say that the local jatti company is run by the MLA (villain) , and his company jattis are very expensive to buy and they simply cant afford to buy one [Note: I am tackling a very important issue - which is the daily requirement!]. So Captain vows to start a jatti company and he starts a new company. He starts distributing free jattis (people stand in a very long queue to get the jattis - a situation song will be there praising Captain. )

Since the people in the village are getting free jattis, the villain is very angry since his business is down!!

[Note: The next part is a real life incident that happened to my friend Sudhakar!]

Now the Captain's brother sudhakar enters the scene..He is studying in a college in the city and has come to the village to see his brother..Similarly, the villain's daughter who is studying in bengal also comes to the village to see her father (villain)..The villain tells the daughter abt his plight and the daughter vows to take revenge..So one early morning when sudhakar goes to the aathangarai(river bank) with a sombu(mug) ( I hope u got what I meant), the girl rapes him!! .

(Director's touch - To show the rape scene - the sombu will start rolling down and fall into the water!!)

[Note: Captain wants equal rights for women, so this scene is imperative!]

Here I put the title : Direction - Arjuna BE,MSc,MPhil,PhD,MBCS,MIEEE (he he he)

Sudhakar then cries and tries to commit suicide - but Captain saves him and tells him that he will get her married to him! Captain then approaches the villain and tells that his daughter has raped his brother!!

The villain says "Nool (thread) edam kudukama oosi(pin) nulayamudiyuma?" (In english - without the thread's knowledge can the the pin enter?) [Note: Sorry, konjam Bhagyaraj hangover ;) ]

Captain is shocked to hear this. Tears start rolling in his RED eyes! ( and also in the eyes of all the viewers). Captain then says to the villain that he will get the daughter married to his brother and leaves!!


To be contd..


At September 12, 2005 2:04 AM, Blogger ada-paavi!!!! said...

during the shooting of nakkal interview part 2 capi, inda padatha patthi dhaan romba aarvama pesikittuirundar!! editing work is on, adukku apporam itll be up, director oru interview ku agree pannuvara??

At September 12, 2005 8:03 AM, Blogger mysorean said...

Dr. Arjuna,

You should be given another honorary doctorate in Film-scripting! :)

That was hillarious!

At September 12, 2005 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Arjuna,

I checked out your post on setting up a common blog for Sanathana Dharma!
Ganesh has also articulated the same thing.
IF all other bloggers you have mentioned agree then I can join the group on the blogosphere.
Let the seniors decide, I am just a beginner in Vedanta.
Of course the blog might have its share of debates!


At September 12, 2005 1:48 PM, Anonymous Vijaykant said...

Arjuna enakku indha kadhai rombha pudichirukku, en rasigargalukku aetha kadhai eludhura, unna en katchi mukya seyalaalaraaga sera utharavu.

ve wul meet, wul meat, meat

At September 12, 2005 4:31 PM, Blogger Jeevan said...

Thanks arjuna to delicate this story for me.
Super story and Kalakkal title Jatti Siva.

Friend I want a help

Can u tell me how to blogroll

Plese sent the details in e-mail

My e-mail :

At September 12, 2005 4:40 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Vatsan - I am so happy to hear that our great Captain has spoken about this film :)..Yeah sure, I am ready for the interview ;)

At September 12, 2005 5:52 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Adi - thanks :)

At September 12, 2005 5:53 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Anand - sure - I am working on that with Venky and Agni and I shall let u know the details soon :)

At September 12, 2005 5:53 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

thalaiva - romba nandri :)..

At September 12, 2005 5:54 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Its my pleasure jeevan..I shall send u an email with the details :)

At September 12, 2005 6:11 PM, Blogger B said...

can u get me some jetti from jetti siva's company? I wanted to wear that spl jetti while reading ur next post... captain mela avlo mariyadhai!!!

At September 12, 2005 6:13 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

bala - enna color, size, shape-nu sonna namma captain flag potta jattiya vangi anupuren :))

At September 12, 2005 6:14 PM, Blogger Neha said...

lol. irundhaalum pularikkaradhelaam remba over :p

At September 12, 2005 6:27 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

neha - Grrrrrrrr!! Captain enna paninalum ennaku pularikum! Rombave arikum ;)

At September 12, 2005 7:20 PM, Blogger B said...

namma captain flag colorla ennaku jetti venum with images of captain embeded on it. Size - 90cm. shape - captain moonju shapu!!

At September 12, 2005 8:05 PM, Blogger Aatma said...

Arjuna has the captain accepted the script - where is the shots wherein captain parandh(flying ;)) parandh adikrar.

And please come up with more punch dialogues and political scenarios

Captain ode manam mariyadhai padhavi ungal kai le irruke.

At September 12, 2005 9:13 PM, Blogger WA said...

Captain Vaazhga

At September 13, 2005 12:18 AM, Blogger Prabu Karthik said...

sep 14 maanaaduku aprom, indhiya arasiyal varalaatril mmuhdal muryaga oru auto sila gundargal/thondargal udan london/uk vandhu ungalai ellam speciala kavanikaporanganu kelvi, edhukkum jakradhai thalaiva..

absolutely hilarious:))

At September 13, 2005 2:18 AM, Anonymous Sundaresan said...

rotfl....captain statistics vasanam next episodela irukkumnu edhirpaakkaren..illanaa, adhu dheiva kuthamaagidum, solliten..

At September 13, 2005 1:24 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

bala - sure man..namma captain photo potta jatti is coming straight to US now..also when u put the jatti - u will be hear Captain's Voice - saying "Mison (mission) Complete" - :))

At September 13, 2005 1:25 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Aatma - wait for the next part - ur expectations wuld be fullfilled ;)

At September 13, 2005 1:25 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

WA - appadi podunga aruvala ;)

At September 13, 2005 1:26 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Prabhu - thalaiva - aiyyo payama iruku :))..Enna irunthalum namma Captain vanthu enna kapathuvaru ;)

thanks :)

At September 13, 2005 1:27 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Sundaresan - :))..sure mudincha vaikiran..Kathaiku enna thevayo athuku etha mathiri thaan dialogue vaika mudiyum :)) - illati Captain kovichiduvar :)

At September 13, 2005 3:41 PM, Anonymous Vijaykant said...

Padathula naan jattiya pantukulla podanuma, illa superman maari paantukku velila podanuma.

Neenga edhu senjaalum jatti mattum en rasigarkalukku pidikkira maari irukkanum, thamilnaatttula oru puthu fashion uruvaakkanum.

At September 14, 2005 10:03 AM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Captain sir - neenga vettiku mela jatti poduvinga intha padathula - neenga super gramathan ;)


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