My Love Letter to Asin - Quite Funny!
Aatma, here you go :) - I wrote this one long time ago and posted it in my yahoogroup..Reproducing it now..Interestingly Shankar came up with something similar in Anniyan!! Great minds think alike huh ;)
Dear Asin,
I wish to apply for the post of your husband as
advertised in
(ref:http://tamil.cinesouth.com/masala/hotnews/new/21022005-4.shtml).
I am currently pursuing a PhD degree at King's College London. I am currently writing up my thesis and I expect to defend my thesis early next year.
Your looks coupled with the unique involvement in business has prompted me to apply for this prestigious position. I am approaching you with the conviction that I can offer the following :
* Willingness to understand you.
* Enthusiasm, dedication and responsibility
* Willingness and capability to become an active member in your family.
* Excellent communication skills.
As a testimony to my interest in you, I have started a yahoogroup for you. I strongly feel, given my background I will be able to make a worthy contribution as your life partner.
I see in you, a mutually beneficial association that will give me a
chance to realize my goals.
Yours faithfully
S.Arjuna
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"Hence, kindly grant me two days of leave," maadhiri conclusion edhuvum illiaye ;)
Thanking you is also missing ;)..
Gururaj/MeenakshiSundaram maadhiri correct pannina 50% dhaan mark ;)
TJ
- "Gururaj/MeenakshiSundaram maadhiri correct pannina 50% dhaan mark ;) "
You remember them :))..For a min, I was wondering who these guys were!! :)..
Btw TJ - do u know that pretty girl who was doing MBA with you..Must be with you only..She was from Madurai..her name starts with M ( I forgot her name!) - She was damn pretty man!!
I used to like her!! I guess many guys liked her!!She was so pretty!
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Dear S. Arjuna [Canditate # 47.089],
Iam glad to inform you that I regret the fact that I would not be able to take you in for the position !! I have already fixed Keerthivasan Rajamani [Canditate # 47.088] who seem to have suited better. However in an un-natural event of Keerthivasan Rajamani not accepting the offer, I would certainly reconsider you.
warm regards
Asin
Dear Asin,
Thanks for your prompt reply. Its very unfortunate that I havent been selected for this prestigious post. Hopefully this position will be vacant soon. I look forward to applying again.
In the meantime, I would be very much obliged if you forward this letter to Nayanthara. Many Thanks.
Regards,
Arjuna
he he.. sounds like vikram giving sadha his loveleletter(C.V) in Anniyan..
..p..
Priya - Yeah Vikram copied it from me ;)
Dear Arjuna,
I got back from Nayanthara and she too rejects your offer. I guess, in this case, its better to give this letter to my widowed grand mother. There shouldn't be a problem atleast in this case !
warm regards,
Asin.
:-)
Arjun,
Kasthri was right! 'coz I have already accepted Nayanthara's offer ;)
Flash News ::
The following is the statement from Keerthivasan Rajamani.
"I confirm that Asin had eloped with Bala at 1700 hrs yesterday. I have hired the Iraqi hostages in Valasaravakkam to find them out.
Asinum ille, Nayanthaaravum ille !!
Balavin indha koduramaana seyalai Naan vanmayaaga Kandikkiren !"
Flash news!
Asin realises she cannot tolerate bala!!surreptiously escapes.. comes back to puartchi kalaignar vijaykanth for help ... takes up therapy to re-emerge from her torment..
Ithu puthusu kanna puthusu :D
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Flash news!
Puratchi Kalaignar Captain Vijayakanth hands over Asin to Arjuna. He gets them married in his E5 police station. Captain was seen wearing his long police coat with a torch in his helmet providing flood light to the marriage ceremony. Arjuna and Asin live happily ever after! They plan to name their first child as Vijayakanth (if it is a boy) or Premalatha (if it is a girl) or Vijayalatha (if it is a jakka (9))!
ey! arjuna.. ithu ellam konjam too much a illai??? :p
..p..
oops sorry priya, I shuldnt have commented about ur handsome hunk aka Captain ;)
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Flash News!
Arjuna has decided to name their child Premakanth rather than Vijayalatha.
Arjuna has also sent an information to Bala, saying that he will never ever consider SADA and has sent a new bottle of a powerful anti perspirant to her as a token of Arjuna's concern over Bala!
bala, my heart felt condolences ;) - LOL..
Yeah we want our kid to become a cinema star and eventually the CM of TN ;)
Arjun, the blog + the comments -- too much man - I am rolling on the floor here.
So u finally got your Asin and Bala his Sada
Aatma - thanks :)..I am happy that I have made someone happy today :)
Hey Arjuna...
Too much ethellam
Olunga Thesis eluthunga...Love letter ella :))
Kavya
Kavya,
Thesis ellam eluthi mudichachu :)..exam-ku waiting..:(
hehehehe, dare you to put this in asin's offical site guestbook!
anon - he he :) - I have already told abt my love to Asin!! ;)
Arjuna,
Nice/funny post.. Mmm..All the best.. letter-ku reply vandatha ;)
Uable to appreciate the beauty of Asin is A-Sin :)
-Subbu
Subbu - Enga vanthathu :((..Yeah ur right..
"Asin is like a knife, who has cut thru my life, my heart is bleeding and I am not kidding :("
-Asin Pithan!
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