Friday, August 26, 2005

My Love Letter to Asin - Quite Funny!

Aatma, here you go :) - I wrote this one long time ago and posted it in my yahoogroup..Reproducing it now..Interestingly Shankar came up with something similar in Anniyan!! Great minds think alike huh ;)

Dear Asin,
I wish to apply for the post of your husband as
advertised in
I am currently pursuing a PhD degree at King's College London. I am currently writing up my thesis and I expect to defend my thesis early next year.

Your looks coupled with the unique involvement in business has prompted me to apply for this prestigious position. I am approaching you with the conviction that I can offer the following :

* Willingness to understand you.
* Enthusiasm, dedication and responsibility
* Willingness and capability to become an active member in your family.
* Excellent communication skills.

As a testimony to my interest in you, I have started a yahoogroup for you. I strongly feel, given my background I will be able to make a worthy contribution as your life partner.

I see in you, a mutually beneficial association that will give me a
chance to realize my goals.

Yours faithfully


At August 26, 2005 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At August 26, 2005 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At August 26, 2005 1:43 PM, Blogger TJ said...

"Hence, kindly grant me two days of leave," maadhiri conclusion edhuvum illiaye ;)
Thanking you is also missing ;)..
Gururaj/MeenakshiSundaram maadhiri correct pannina 50% dhaan mark ;)

At August 26, 2005 1:52 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...


- "Gururaj/MeenakshiSundaram maadhiri correct pannina 50% dhaan mark ;) "

You remember them :))..For a min, I was wondering who these guys were!! :)..

Btw TJ - do u know that pretty girl who was doing MBA with you..Must be with you only..She was from Madurai..her name starts with M ( I forgot her name!) - She was damn pretty man!!

I used to like her!! I guess many guys liked her!!She was so pretty!

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At August 26, 2005 2:30 PM, Blogger keerthi said...

Dear S. Arjuna [Canditate # 47.089],

Iam glad to inform you that I regret the fact that I would not be able to take you in for the position !! I have already fixed Keerthivasan Rajamani [Canditate # 47.088] who seem to have suited better. However in an un-natural event of Keerthivasan Rajamani not accepting the offer, I would certainly reconsider you.

warm regards

At August 26, 2005 5:13 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Dear Asin,
Thanks for your prompt reply. Its very unfortunate that I havent been selected for this prestigious post. Hopefully this position will be vacant soon. I look forward to applying again.

In the meantime, I would be very much obliged if you forward this letter to Nayanthara. Many Thanks.


At August 26, 2005 5:25 PM, Blogger priya said...

he he.. sounds like vikram giving sadha his loveleletter(C.V) in Anniyan..


At August 26, 2005 5:26 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Priya - Yeah Vikram copied it from me ;)

At August 26, 2005 6:40 PM, Blogger Kasthuri Srinivasan said...

Dear Arjuna,
I got back from Nayanthara and she too rejects your offer. I guess, in this case, its better to give this letter to my widowed grand mother. There shouldn't be a problem atleast in this case !

warm regards,

At August 26, 2005 8:43 PM, Anonymous Sundaresan said...


Kasthri was right! 'coz I have already accepted Nayanthara's offer ;)

At August 26, 2005 10:51 PM, Blogger B said...

Flash News:

According to latest news from Kollywood, Asin has rejected Keerthivasan Rajamani's offer and had eloped with Bala to unknown destination. All the new upcoming movies staring Asin have come to a grinding halt. Sources says that Asin and Bala are in deep love for the past 20yrs11months30days. Henceforth people are requested not to debate on this further. According to her advocate "Rules" Ramanujam, 'Based on garuda puranam, stringent action will be taken on those people spreading rumours'.


At August 27, 2005 1:08 AM, Blogger keerthi said...

Flash News ::

The following is the statement from Keerthivasan Rajamani.

"I confirm that Asin had eloped with Bala at 1700 hrs yesterday. I have hired the Iraqi hostages in Valasaravakkam to find them out.

Asinum ille, Nayanthaaravum ille !!
Balavin indha koduramaana seyalai Naan vanmayaaga Kandikkiren !"

At August 27, 2005 6:17 AM, Blogger priya said...

Flash news!
Asin realises she cannot tolerate bala!!surreptiously escapes.. comes back to puartchi kalaignar vijaykanth for help ... takes up therapy to re-emerge from her torment..
Ithu puthusu kanna puthusu :D


At August 27, 2005 7:38 AM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Flash news!
Puratchi Kalaignar Captain Vijayakanth hands over Asin to Arjuna. He gets them married in his E5 police station. Captain was seen wearing his long police coat with a torch in his helmet providing flood light to the marriage ceremony. Arjuna and Asin live happily ever after! They plan to name their first child as Vijayakanth (if it is a boy) or Premalatha (if it is a girl) or Vijayalatha (if it is a jakka (9))!

At August 27, 2005 11:21 AM, Blogger priya said...

ey! arjuna.. ithu ellam konjam too much a illai??? :p


At August 27, 2005 12:33 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

oops sorry priya, I shuldnt have commented about ur handsome hunk aka Captain ;)

At August 27, 2005 4:43 PM, Blogger B said...

After marrying Arjuna, Asin suddenly turns into a ogre [Shrek-2,2004] and they decide to name their child Vijaylatha [Arjuna, 2005].

p.s: Bala has now got a new offer from Sada. Hope no one disturbs their love (esp Priya).

At August 27, 2005 5:35 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

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At August 27, 2005 5:40 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Flash News!

Arjuna has decided to name their child Premakanth rather than Vijayalatha.

Arjuna has also sent an information to Bala, saying that he will never ever consider SADA and has sent a new bottle of a powerful anti perspirant to her as a token of Arjuna's concern over Bala!

At August 27, 2005 9:16 PM, Blogger B said...

Arjuna, due to some flaw in the formula, ur new bottle of powerful anti perspirant is functioning as viagra on her..... :) Thanks for ur concern :D

The new name also sounds gud. As per some 'junk' numerology, names ending with 'Kanth' will become super stars.

At August 27, 2005 10:23 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

bala, my heart felt condolences ;) - LOL..

Yeah we want our kid to become a cinema star and eventually the CM of TN ;)

At August 28, 2005 7:55 PM, Blogger Aatma said...

Arjun, the blog + the comments -- too much man - I am rolling on the floor here.

So u finally got your Asin and Bala his Sada

At August 28, 2005 8:20 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Aatma - thanks :)..I am happy that I have made someone happy today :)

At August 28, 2005 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Arjuna...
Too much ethellam
Olunga Thesis eluthunga...Love letter ella :))


At August 28, 2005 10:27 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...


Thesis ellam eluthi mudichachu :)..exam-ku waiting..:(

At August 29, 2005 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehehe, dare you to put this in asin's offical site guestbook!

At August 29, 2005 1:50 PM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

anon - he he :) - I have already told abt my love to Asin!! ;)

At August 29, 2005 10:23 PM, Anonymous Subbu said...

Nice/funny post.. Mmm..All the best.. letter-ku reply vandatha ;)

Uable to appreciate the beauty of Asin is A-Sin :)


At August 30, 2005 5:54 AM, Blogger Arjuna_Speaks said...

Subbu - Enga vanthathu :((..Yeah ur right..

"Asin is like a knife, who has cut thru my life, my heart is bleeding and I am not kidding :("

-Asin Pithan!


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